They served Napoleon, then got chased into a cave where they served some Yeti's for awhile until the 70's when they accidentally killed the Yeti leader and were forced out. Then they found Gru as a child.

I absolutely believe they made that happen specifically in response to these kinds of memes.

Why would minions help Jackson Pollock

That’s true.

It's been established by the newest movie that there were other tribes of minions

That explains why the Nazis were so interested in Antarctica

I never noticed that, but it does fit and come as a relief.

You haven't seen the latest movie. There are apparently many tribes of Minions, including some that were in America in the late 20s to early 30s.

Too convenient if you ask me.

I was about to say this is established lore and one of the funniest retcons in media out there

Minions and monsters retcons that as it takes place in the 1920s

It's made in Hollywood so probably? Lol

The US is pretty villainous and funding Israel; my money is on USA minions.

They were no doubt involved with banana republics. Can't forget the Khmer rouge so so many evil things they did

Peter Tiel I think. Trump and Altman are more like grifters. Net Yahoo and Putin are contenders, but they're using mass murder to solidify their own power... It just feels too pedestrian

But Tiel is like a hardcore death cultist or something. He gives speeches warning about how AI will be the anti-Christ, then goes around putting up AI cameras everywhere. He's the type that reads 1984 and pays people to build the torment Nexus

They’d be buying Teslas and spy glasses.

They seem to be wowed more by flash than anything, and the villains don’t seem to be particularly competent or bright. That rules out Larry Ellison and AIPIC.

Various congressional Republicans, Elon Musk, or Javier Milei.

Bibi Buddies.

I think they were frozen in ice during that period

Dante's Inferno is also effectively fanfiction of a socialite without any real ecclesiastical value. He wrote in the vernacular, instead of Latin, which was what made it accessible and popular.

yet

I'd rather the minions be responsible for killing Hitler than the asshole that got all the credit in the real world.

Mussolini started the fascist movement and was doing some serious aura farming ,as the kids would say. Going for rebuilding the Roman Empire would be a serious Minion bait.

Hitler passed him in evilness and had a penchant for ridiculous super weapons. Some of the cockups they had could have been Minion level.

Stalin was neck and neck with Hitler for evil, murder, and conquest. However, I think by the time they turn his way, the Minions would have looked at all the purges, holodomor, etc and just decided to take a personal vacation until the CIA showes up.

Someone who lives in a village?

What about the Hirohito and Britains Colony Garrison Minion divide groups?

I don't understand the whole hating the Jews thing.

Had they not killed Jesus, his story would be worthless. They made him a martyr. They're responsible for making Christianity in the first place

Oh wait now I understand.