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[–] 25 points 2 months ago (7 children)

How tall is that fucking building

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    Idk, two or three miles? How tall are skycrapers anyway?

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    No way more like 5 miles. Everyone know that

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  • [–] 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Why did this cause the mushroom cloud and dinosaurs to appear?

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Eh, he was committed to die anyway, so the helicopter only added style.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    Life insurance Companies HATE this one simple trick.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago

    Decided to commit suicide, did. I don't really see the irony in things having unintended consequences.

    It was a military helicopter, so it's not likely it was busy making the world a happier place and getting rid of starvation... well, other than by killing unhappy, starving children.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Needs more clarification on if that's a tree or a mushroom cloud. Or some grotesque cupcake.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    Would have taken out that helicopter too, with a bit of luck. Noble sacrifice

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    I think that’s what the mushroom cloud explosion in the last panel is

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Lol I thought that was the tree for the birds

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Oh damn I think you’re correct. There’s grass growing beside the trunk, I’m dumb

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Like rain on your wedding day.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    I'd prefer this, it would get me back to the soil quicker.

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