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[–] 88 points 2 months ago (6 children)

This is good. I like this one.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    I like it because it’s victimless, at no one’s expense, and that’s actually quite rare.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I'm thinking requirement for tonsure, this hair cut here, is the result of male patternly bald older men resenting younger men's full heads of hair.

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  • [–] 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Is there a deep fryer? He’s the one who is more philosophical than the others?

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  • [–] 27 points 2 months ago

    I love simple, dumb jokes like this.

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  • [–] 52 points 2 months ago (13 children)

    Sounds like "Try putting them in the air, Friar."

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    "friar" is apparently a monk of specific Christian orders. From French "frère", which just means "brother".

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Oh. Now I get it. Actually pretty funny Thank you for this addendum

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah, I was a bit surprised that no one bothered to explain what a "friar" is, like I wouldn't even expect all native speakers to know that word, depending on their culture. πŸ˜…

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    Oh. That's all? I got that part immediately but I was expecting something else

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  • [–] -3 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    It's boomer humor. It's not meant to be deep or anything.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Since when is wordplay boomer humor?

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    Was visiting my parents this week and at some point, we were talking about air fryers. Now, we're German and my parents don't speak English, but the term "Air Fryer" is still a thing here for marketing bullshit reasons.

    Then my mum had to repeatedly try to pronounce that correctly. And I just saw my dad getting more and more confused, because it sounded a lot like "Er Freier".

    "Er" is German for "he". But a "Freier" is, well, the customer of a prostitute.

    🫠

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    Ok, Dad! Haha

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Gotta do it outside, if your faith is strong the good Lord will give it a little zap from the sky

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    He then bludgeons him to death for blasphemy.

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