It’s not going to stop until the only thing safe to eat in America is Hot Pockets and Purina.

Are the “Make America Healthy Again” folks still happy with their choices?

Those assholes won't be happy until we have a lot more people, including children, killed by their war on vaccines. Also, they want Fauci in prison.

Because they are very stupid people.

time to start boiling everything again.

How TF does Moringa powder get salmonella? Are we just spraying that shit everywhere?

Get some food standards, people.

Can we just get a list of foods that don't have some disease all over them? It's basically just:

Pie

Salt

Spaghetti

Fish sticks

If their president shits his pants, others should do that, too!

Sal Monella.. I dated his sister whaoaohhh....

On the flip side, GLP-1s tend to cause constipation. It just evens out.

make every crap their pants

I can understand wanting to make pants. I don't understand wanting to make a single crap into their pants, let alone the idea of making every crap into their pants. It's just wrong.

Oh good I LOVE salmon!

There needs to be a rule for tagging something that's not global or international. This is mostly about the tons of US specific things posted like nothing else exists, like this post.

Hampton Grocer has recalled its popular Lacnola Lactation Granola, after one of the ingredients, moringa powder, tested positive for the bacteria.

Moringa powder? Never heard of it. I wonder what it's for...

Moringa powder is a green superfood made from the dried, crushed leaves of the Moringa oleifera tree. It is packed with vitamins A and C, calcium, iron, and plant antioxidants, and people use it to boost energy, lower inflammation, and support overall wellness.

Oh, cool, a completely unnecessary supplement ingredient with a bunch of gibberish medicinal claims.

The lady in that photo looks as if her disappointment is immeasurable, and her day is ruined.

At this point I might as well make like a plant and do photosynthesis.

Say the name "Francis Ford Coppola" before reading this head line to make it less depressing.

“I’d like to reiterate how difficult it is to have granola infected with salmonella. It’s even more difficult than chili peppers, and no, it’s not ‘foreign producers’ that are the problem,” Chef Joe Gera wrote on X. “It’s quality control and standards not being enforced.”

They literally don't care about us. These giant corporations and rich assholes have almost all of the money and power, but it's never enough. They'll relax regulations and standards to increase profits and if people die, oh well!

“Hampton Grocer has recalled its popular Lacnola Lactation Granola”

Sorry, the what?

Lunchtime, reading this while eating blueberries + ancient grains probiotic granola on top of cottage cheese ... fuck.

We are the only developed country that has allowed salmonella in our chicken supply, after pressure from the industry. Propublica did a piece on it some years back.

you know I heard we were heading towards a food safety crisis and at the time I kinda thought it was a bit fear mongery.

now? not so much.

Granolla it is, then.

Ok, so how are these items contaminated? I've never heard of this outside of the US.

I don’t eat lactation granola