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[–] 12 points 3 months ago

I agreed not to set this as my alarm ringtone because I’m a snoozer and don’t want to psychologically torture my husband too much, but it works.

I just wish there was a much longer version

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    I completely get it, but also keep in mind that tinnitus sucks.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago*

    I am copying your homework, I will try this.

    Surely this will fix me. ☝️

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago* (3 children)

    How is he walking if he's dead

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    That's the plot of Weekend at Bernie's 2. His corpse gets put under a voodoo spell to do a sort of shuffling dance whenever music plays nearby.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Replace dance with metal...

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    [–] 0 points 3 months ago

    Mitch McConnell’s welcome home party?

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