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[–] 136 points 3 months ago (34 children)

I know this is supposed to be a funny, but they are actually doing this kind of thing with their ebike delivery service. No license required, but supposedly must be 18.

So if you've lost your license because of multiple drunk driving convictions, amazon has a job for you.

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  • [–] 55 points 3 months ago (12 children)

    Bike courrier would be such a great job. Not for such an evil company, obviously, but in general I'd love that job.

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  • [–] 32 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    A friend of mine worked as a bike courier and constantly had to deal with drivers trying to run him off the road. He eventually got hit, and broke his leg. It all sounded pretty miserable, but this was also before e-bikes so maybe it’s easier now.

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  • [–] 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Hmm ... Bike Courier sounds more like an ideal job in a 15 minute walkable city. In most parts of the US, not so much.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Funnily enough this happened in NYC, which is probably the closest we have to a walkable city!

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Yeah this city isn’t anti-bike overall, and some neighborhoods have truly impressive biking infrastructure. But many streets/horizontal roads in Manhattan are brutal for bicyclists due to a subset of hyper-aggressive male drivers who are so desperate to feel powerful for just once in their life that they’re willing to risk killing someone in an attempt to bully them off the only legal path offered to bicyclists.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago

    My college had a handful of restaurants that delivered via bicycle. They were always the fastest and got a ton of business because of it. Pretty sure they just went to the college cycling team/clubs to recruit becuase they were always on very nice bikes in the full spandex bike suits. They were awesome

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Unless you ride like this guy https://youtu.be/yWHdkK5j4yk

    Almost scraped those kids good just after the 30sec mark

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

    meh, still less dangerous than a car

    not gonna deny the riding style is quite douchey, but compared to cars, this is just meh. and it seems like half of the manoeuvres he does are in response to shitty driving in the first place.

    running reds like that without visibility, though, and weaving pedestrians like that.. fuck that shit.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    Half the manoeuvres he does, like riding through every red light, cutting off pedestrians on crosswalks, riding on the sidewalk, forcing cars to break suddenly, ….?

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  • Don't forget, as a very squishy bike messenger weaving through endless cars driven by homocidal toddlers, that the ceramic in spark plugs goes right through auto glass, and they're certainly not something such a messenger would carry on their pocket β€”much like how U-locks are totally not hammers, just waiting silently from their arms-reach holster to defend you. 🫑

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Wolt and Bolt Food have cycling as an option here, but of course Wolt got bought by DoorDash or someone, so it's enshittified greatly. And I bet Bolt isn't far behind, it's getting pretty big.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    So if you’ve lost your license because of multiple drunk driving convictions, amazon has a job for you.

    A job which technically doesn't involve driving. It's the state's responsibility to rehabilitate or punish drunk drivers into never drunk driving again, right?

    But I'll leave it at that before I run any cover for Amazon.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Addictions are complicated and not easily "fixed" in many cases. That leaves permanently in jail or a job they can make money at while not driving.

    It should be noted in many states you can get a DWI on a bike or scooter...

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (10 children)

    Wow, that's crazy. I wonder what number to call about those jobs. Just idle curiosity.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago* (9 children)

    https://www.amazon.jobs/en/

    keywords like "Bike," "EBiker," "Cycler," or "Delivery Associate."

    The Ebike is only used in dense urban areas.

    Be advised, amazon's reputation is horrible. They really brutalize their employees.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Fuuuuuuuuuck Amazon. There was another article mixed into this horror story with another horror story where "every day people" can invest in real estate. Basically, everyday people are paying for Amazon to buy out all of the extra real estate and price fix "the everyday people" out of living in great cities. Again, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Amazon.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago* (3 children)

    What do the everyday investors get out of that then?

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    Hmm I can see why that would be so tempting, and also why it's so horribly dangerous and unethical. You'd literally have to pick to invest specifically in a country of people you want to fuck over for it to be anything other than turkeys voting for thanksgiving

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago*

    My guess is cities are saying corporations can't own this much real estate and this is how they're trying to get around those laws. They're billion dollar companies. Plus, sure they're getting dividends now, but what happens if the market goes the other way? The billion dollar coporation isn't going to take the hit.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Funny how in one Lemmy post everyone is complaining that people get burned for life in the job market for making a mistake. Or how employers are evil for mandatory drug testing... And in the next one they get riled up because a company would dare hire a recovering alcoholic to ride a bike

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I think it has a lot to do with whether you are helping them to rebuild their life, or exploiting their desperation.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Paying a living wage and providing social security for workers would help more. Two wrongs don't make a right.

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    [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    Jody M. Ken's child prodigy.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Not like that though.

    He drives a hi-lo in the warehouse. πŸ‘

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