Just for anyone who may be out of the loop, this is a parody of a real story where someone left a fake tip for waitstaff that was just a religious pamphlet.
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Just for anyone who may be out of the loop, this is a parody of a real story where someone left a fake tip for waitstaff that was just a religious pamphlet.
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That's not about evolution...
the headline said it was.
The whole thing is a joke. It's not a real article.
....ok? But the joke isn't funny if you look at it and ask, "What the hell are you talking about?"
I thought it was a joke about the evolution of the $20 bill. That bill had to be printed pre-98'
They are not offended about being called out. They are offended about not getting the money.
Just like people receiving the religious version of this. Who cares what those nuts think but fuck them for using fake money to get attention to the stupid shit they say.
If I, as a server, discovered my fat tip also came with a Chick tract, I'd read the stupid comic and still be grateful for the tip.
But, then I'd need to go into a church.
I'm 60 years old and I've been inside a church three times. All when I was a kid, all against my will.
I thank god every day that my parents raised me atheist.
atheist has infiltrated sanctity of the church
Idk why I find this more funny than the actual story
I gave the director of the last church band I was a part of a bit of an existential crisis when I told him I was pagan.
I rarely meet people from my Christian days, but if I mentioned I'm pagan myself, I fear it could cause them all to mobilize to "save me".
That and the fact it'd probably give my mom a heart attack, she has tough enough time to process just the fact I'm not Christian anymore.
Since we seem to have a bunch of former servers hanging around here, anyone ever have to deal with an Amway meeting?
Those were the worst. 20 people wearing suits and showing off their expensive gadgets and phones. Everyone orders water and the cheapest thing on the menu. Separate checks, and MAYBE a couple of bucks on the table after they've ran your ass off with refills on freebies.
Just a bunch of tools trying to create the appearance of wealth, when in reality they can barely even afford a meal out.
I love how the most hypocritical thing you can do is force others to follow your ideologies.
I can't imagine an atheist wasting so much time doing this.
In a similar vein I had one of those street preachers give me this stack of $1 millions that's just a bible


Nah, they commonly know evolution is true, just refuses to admit... they are angry coz someone dare to not give them money. Fuckin greedy pigs.
Where can one buy these?
Bilxing?
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