Surf Utility Vehicle?

Shortly Underwater Vehicle?

I can't be bothered to edit it on my phone, but that right there is me in the middle of what should be a simple job on my car but a bolt just snapped.

Far Side style caption:

“Oh I see, we were supposed to turn left back at the intersection.”

Car Wash

Is that a tiny shark fin on the hood?
This is why you shouldn’t let AI control your car. It saw the appliqué, glitched about what it was doing, and rest was history.

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#SaltLife

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“That lifeguard asked me if I knew my tides tables.
First off, it’s times tables. Second, I’m not doing math at the beach.
Idiot.”

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Non-sequitur: I love the SaltLife decals so much. Their font is just so awful that every time I see “Slut Life” on a Jeep Renegade a 12 hour drive from the nearest ocean, I just think of the driver tarting it up every weekend. It makes me giggle.

This fits with that other car collage with Ford Unfocus and Toyota Watercruiser among others.

It's the transportation of Gods! THE GOLDEN GOD!

I’m just hearing “My Heart Will Go On” playing on repeat.

Caption: Mother Nature, it seams, is not without a sense of vengeance.

We sure as shit aint in kansas anymore

Climate warming will come for you too.

My mother grew up in a house in the beach. According to her, when winter froze the water over, the neighbors would drive out and spin their cars on the frozen river.

It was a different world back then, but the idea sounded terrifying to me because this was basically what I pictured happening if anything were to go wrong.

A self inflicted wound

Kind of like the Iran war.

Sure, we can always use an additional amphibious exploring vehicle meme.

You can’t park there, mate.

“Weird, the car is still running. I don’t understand how CyberTrucks die while still on the beach.”