I hope everyone looking at this knows why it's a bad idea. Imagine drowning in liquefied whale guts when the skin splits and you fall in.

Imagine all the sharks being attracted there for an easy meal.

Reach in and grab some free ambergris dumbass kids

I knew someone who grew up very poor in rural coastal Alaska. Something like this was her idea of a great time: when she and her sisters found a bloated seal washed up in the beach they used it as a trampoline.

Stinky