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[–] 152 points 3 months ago (20 children)

lol so glad she brought up that he just steals everything from scifi and wants to live in some movie

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  • [–] 74 points 3 months ago (17 children)

    The entire tech bro lineup for 2025/26 season is just blatant theft from the appendix of a Tolkien novel.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (10 children)
  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    I really am not looking forward to when this asshole starts cranking out robots

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    He'll stop once he gets one that's his perfect blend of 'young teen sexbot who's programmed to genuinely like him for who he is, instead of his money, and always praises him'. It's all he wants. Then he'll lock himself in a room with it, and we'll never hear from him again.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    His dick stopped working years ago from the K

    He’s been artificially inseminating his weird harem for the last few years.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I'd rather read a latin appendix from "The Silmarillion" upside down & backwards for a year than have to read one more article about out-of-touch tech-tards pretending to give a shit about anything other than their direct and very fabricated future.

    (I can say tard, don't get all excited at me)

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    (You can say whatever you want. Doesn’t mean anyone has to like it.)

    Please enlighten me, what does “Tard” mean?

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    It runs in the family. "The Elon" is literally the name of the title for "King of Mars" in that one book.

    It's stupid AF all the way down the line.

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  • [–] 85 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Elon Musk is the personification of a moron’s hallucination of a genius.

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  • [–] 56 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Just like Trump is what an idiot thinks being rich should look like.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    Trump is the embodiment of successful to failures...

    Of cultured to the crass...

    Of strong to the weak...

    Of virile to the impotent...

    Of attractive to the ugly...

    Of well-balanced to the mental ill...

    Of wise to the stupid...

    Of virtuous to the corrupt.

    And the same is basically true of Musk.

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  • [–] 42 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    Wow. I have a daughter. If she would say half of that shit about me, I would seriously consider disapearing. What a failure this guy is.

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  • [–] 37 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    Dude so many people don't know about his breeder stuff. None of anything he does is the news is as weird as his fucking breeder stuff

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    God, I don't want to ask, but I want to Google it even less.

    Please, go easy on me. I've had a really bad week...

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Aight, no known atrocities yet it just explains his motivations for all his shit. See he's one of the accelerationists who does believe in global warming but doesn't think it can be stopped. So he joined this club of billionaires who believe that success in the global economy reflects superior genes and that it should fall to them to repopulate the earth because they'll just birth better humans.

    Hence he gave up on space exploration, built one of those bunkers, is rapidly moving through marriages to try and find a woman who is also all cool with that plan, helping to defund global warming monitoring, and his obsession with falling birth rates.

    Hope that your week gets better, sorry you're having a shitty time

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)
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    With some extra steps but yeah. Think skull measuring but instead it's bank accounts

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  • [–] 28 points 3 months ago

    His best creation

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago

    This woman is so amazing. Everything I see from her is just perfection.

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  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago

    her daughter being trans and grimes dating chelsea really broke his mind, and his pp.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    I feel like this post is from a while ago, purely based on the description of what Musk was spouting at the time

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    I'm becoming a fan of Vivian!

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    Fan of this woman

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Elon is enough of a shit that I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't provided anything for her since her transition, despite being the richest man in the world.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    One day one of these metaphorical headlines will be literal. Alas, today is not the day Musk was incinerated.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Enough with words.

    They never hurt.

    Use sticks and stones and break his bones.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    She's such an admirable person. Goes to show that sometimes the apple does fall far from the tree.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Using Twitter xdddd

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    While I'm a big fan of hyperbole, I read the headline and was hopeful for the literal.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    lol i bet that pissed him off

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