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[–] 74 points 3 months ago (17 children)

The entire tech bro lineup for 2025/26 season is just blatant theft from the appendix of a Tolkien novel.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    I really am not looking forward to when this asshole starts cranking out robots

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    He'll stop once he gets one that's his perfect blend of 'young teen sexbot who's programmed to genuinely like him for who he is, instead of his money, and always praises him'. It's all he wants. Then he'll lock himself in a room with it, and we'll never hear from him again.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    His dick stopped working years ago from the K

    He’s been artificially inseminating his weird harem for the last few years.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I'd rather read a latin appendix from "The Silmarillion" upside down & backwards for a year than have to read one more article about out-of-touch tech-tards pretending to give a shit about anything other than their direct and very fabricated future.

    (I can say tard, don't get all excited at me)

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    (You can say whatever you want. Doesn’t mean anyone has to like it.)

    Please enlighten me, what does “Tard” mean?

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