When I was a kid in the 90s, I kept thinking about the Power Rangers and how they were kind of gay, and I felt kinda gay, but they were kind of lame, and I didn’t wanna be lame.
So I got really into Star Trek in computers instead. I’m 47, and I’m confident that I made the correct decision. Star Trek definitely made me feel pretty OK about being gay, that’s for sure.
Ad Astra Per Aspera
And it summoned an ancient robot dragon that happened to be living ten meters off Angel Grove Harbor.
Someone’s bot going haywire in here
This is the part of Power Rangers that breaks verisimilitude?
Not the smoke ghost living in a glass tube or the creatures made out of actual putty or the seemingly endless supply of cities to destroy while also apparently saving them?
I only now just realized the problem with trying to play a flute wearing a helmet. I will never unrealize this.
Oh man let me see if I can remember this...
Does it go "Baaah ba-baa badada dadaaaa"?
Cause Tommy was OG bad ass.
If you look at pictures of it, it has a few valve buttons on it, exactly like a trumpet. So, why he plays it sideways like a flute, rather than like a trumpet from the tip, I don't know.
Red ranger I guess you can be leader and then just sitting there watching him get, flute dagger, dinosaur, shoulder pads, white on gold, sick snow tiger.
And none of us questioned it, we just knew cool shit was about to happen.
Your not meant to think to hard about it
What a great way to discover you have ADHD!
Well, presumably they'll be able to breathe with the helmets on too
Clearly a MIDI.
I used to go hard on the green zord summoning song
I hated that show and everyone else loved it. Drove me crazy. I liked xfiles instead lol.
And it summoned a giant dragon mech.
Thanks. Now I’m not going to sleep.
Ah, thanks for the core memory unlock. That dagger was my favorite toy for a long time
now this is some food for thought!
He needs to battle against Link on the ocarina. No fighting, just breath control and sick finger work!
One of those Rangers was hot af, was it red. I remember my little brother use to watch it, and I got sucked in watching it just to see her.
"And he blew into it with his helmet on"
How is that weird? If one of the weapons you have requires blowing into it you make it work with your helmet on.
It's just so fucking dumb to think that doesn't make sense. It's like calling out a chef for having a knife to cut things with.
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