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[–] 46 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Just replace "in" with "into" and the wrestling makes perfect sense.

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  • [–] 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    A Florida woman was arrested for wrestlintog a manatee in a bikini at a public park

    That didn't help at all.

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  • [–] 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    It's city by city as I understand it. Some beaches the manatees can go topless, others they need to cover up.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I mean, of course. That's why they were wrestling. That manatee did not wanna wear that bikini.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    So what was the illegal part? Clothing? Needing a permit? Did the manatee consent?

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    It's illegal to touch the manatee. They're about the least dangerous large animal on the planet, but honestly impressive she could get a hold of one. They don't move fast often, but they really can jet when they want to.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Meme was cut short.

    "How'd they get the manatee in a bikini?
    And is it single?"

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    It's quite simple actually.

    1. Open bikini
    2. Inserrt Manatee
    3. Close bikini
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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Are they sure the manatee wasn't just a Florida woman?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I'm so glad I can still spot AI generated faces (No, not Riker lol). It's getting harder though.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    You don't even have to recognize AI faces. If it's a mugshot with a wacky title, it's fake.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    When you're a star, they let you do it.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Oh, the huge manatee!

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    "How the elephant got in my pajamas, I'll never know"

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    At least she knows how to have a good time.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    How they put the bikini on the manatee you ask? That's why they were wrestling with it.

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