He's been broken since that diver rescued those kids rather than wait for Elon to build a cave diving submarine, and Musk's grown-up rational response was to call him a paedophile.

It is like saying that you are going to remake Die Hard but make it more historically accurate.

That building isn't even in L.A.!

Let me guess, his main complaint is the skin tone of Helen of Troy?

Sometimes I want to try ketamine but then I see how Elon turned out.

When Elon says "historically accurate", what he means is "no black people".

One of the most historically-accurate period movies I've ever seen is Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"'ow do you know he's a king?"

"He hasn't got shit all over 'im!"

even at the time it was first told it was a fantasy story about a mythologized distant past. complaining that the Odyssey doesn't have costumes accurate to the time of Homer is like complaining that Lord of the Rings doesn't have Aragorn running around in a WW2-era English army uniform

Appears Elon has a naked Greek men fucking kink ...

How does the CEO of so many corporations have time to fuck around with stuff like this.

Thank GOD! AFTER that I HOPE Elon and Child Porn Producing GROK can make a HISTORICALLY Accurate MARVEL DOOMSDAY! I'm TIRED of seeing Wokeness RUIN History!

So he's gonna include achilleus in drag and getting fucked by patroclus, right?

Right?

100$ says it'll never happen. Muskfuck never delivers and even he's not dumb enough to release whatever monstrosity their shit-tier AI would produce

It is not about "historical accuracy", it's about exclusion.

So ever single person in that full length movie would be brown?

Really doubt that Elmo.

In just two years, the premiere will be held at a big party at my cool (not weird) house on mars. The guests will all be real robots that do cool (not weird) dances to thank me for throwing the wildest parties. The AI actors will all have my normal and very regular speaking cadence, comic timing and cool (not weird) body shape. Anyone who isn't a robot but wants to attend will have to get pregnant by me, and from that point forward we will only communicate through filed lawsuits.

[Unprompted karate demonstration, done with hands straight down at sides and without lifting foot above height of opposite ankle]

It's a dog whistle meaning they will make Odyssey white

There's a coherent, objective, and interesting interpretation of "historically accurate" that I would like to see, that being what the Greeks at the time that the poem was written imagined the poem to be describing.

(But maybe there would be too much moral dissonance for that to be a fun movie.)

Aren't there a bazillion adaptions that only have white English actors already. And of course they didn't care when non-Mediterraneans whites were given roles to play people from the Mediterranean. Like where was the outrage when fucking Gerald Butler played Leonidas with a Scottish accent.

Even the mythology of The Iliad and the Odyssey doesn't match up because at the time it is meant to be set, Aphrodite wasn't worshipped, yet she basically sparked off the Trojan War in the myth.

Aren't they the same people yelling to hire the best people for the job and not based on skin color?

I think this is code for “True to the art of the white race.”

There’s literally terminally online people mad that the Odyssey just… isn’t that.

Musk is a fucking numpty.

He meant Homer Simpson.

Making an AI generated movie at the end of this year is billionaire equivalent of giving treats to your sickly pet before the euthanization.

I wonder if it will also do the bible with historically accurate Jesus. Probably not, that would shock the people that still buy his shit too much.

self proclaimed non-reader is suddenly interested in the authenticity of a classical literature adaptation

lol Elon watches influencers

The Leon Hitler fans will set their Tesla's on autopilot and watch the movie.

Musk is too dumb to know that. He really think it’s historical reality lol

What colour were the cyclops' eyes Elon?

I mean, I could see "historically accurate" in this context simply meaning that it is more accurate to the oldest writings of the story.

Like, historically accurate to the story. Not history itself.