No, you don't get it, Musk has a plan.

• Step 1: It fails utterly and completely.
• Step 2: Musk goes on Twitter/X, and says, "Had to add more math to training data."
• Step 3: CSAM and MechaHitler for some reason.
• Step 4: Musk demands to speak to Grok's manager.

After that, it's basically a straight line to success.

Tankin the economy with one easy trick!

Gonna go grab my rubber ducky.

do we know when that's gonna happen? i heard they used some loopholes to allow insider holders to sell early.

don't give me hope

And how's his fifteenth incubator?

Meme stocks are meme stocks

Son you'll have to speak up I'm a bit hard of hearing

But how will we know if it’s SLAMMED or DESTROYED if they don’t say it?

Yeah, but that doesn't make for good clickbait.

And most people who will click on this article don't have a fundamental understanding of the stock market, investing, or why this isn't really that big of a deal.

(Still, however, don't invest in SpaceX. The stock is structured so retail investors don't have meaningful voting rights.)

If it’s the lowest it’s been to date, it’s literally a record low. Calling it that is accurate and usefully descriptive.

is it not a record low? what if it went up for the rest of its existence. would this point in time not be recorded as its historic low point?

There's been 3 or 4 IPOs now, where ive wanted to buy puts for 6m to 1y out when I see a peak like that, and im always afraid to pull the trigger.

In this case i saw it hit 220, and come back down to 200ish, and I said if it goes back to 220+ ill get a few.

It never went back up.

Maybe next IPO.

I would never.

The market can be irrational far longer than I can afford.

Not sure Iif I understood it correctly, but consumer indices may already have bought overpriced shares

35 bucks more or less.

It probably won't matter as much, your best bet is to put it into useful assets while the money still has spending power.

Your best bet is to pull it out now and spend it. Prepper style.

A fiat currency will still collapse, fifty pallets of canned beans? They'll keep their value and more.

Looks like there’s a starlink launch later today, and then a satellite resupply mission, both on Falcon 9s. Which is good because the falcon 9 is an incredibly reliable launch platform that should boost investor confidence.

And then on Thursday they’re gonna blow up another starship.

So we’ll see it tick up today and tomorrow, and then probably plummet again when investors see roughly $1,000,000,000 get turned into literal ash on livestream.

Who’s ready to watch the rollercoaster?

BFW! Stock market! Lots of guys with rat cunning, ripping each other off

• TISM

(BFW - Big Fuckin' Whoopee)