Embarrassing for the US.

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[–] 74 points 3 months ago

He never passes up a chance to embarrass the USA on the global stage.

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  • [–] 39 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    As if Donald Trump is capable of embarrassment....

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago

    Old man Trump doesn't really know what's going on any more.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago*

    It's like he didn't know why he was on stage or why he was there and someone had to get the old man off the stage. He have could been a Rec League soccer match and he wouldn't have known the difference. He's facing the wrong way and waiting for a picture that never came because he's not supposed to be photo bombing.

    Whisper yelling - Grandpa get off the stage! You're not a part of this! You're an embarrassment! Get off the stage!

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago

    Embarrassing for the US.

    Yeah, we're used to it. If I had a degradation kink I'd probably be less depressed these days :D

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    He's like a 300lb toddler.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Excuse me, his WWE profile says 6'3" and 225 lbs.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    If he's 6'3", then I've got a 10" dick.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Tangent here, but after a lifetime of terrible eyesight, a optometrist finally told me why: I have the eyeballs of a 7'3" man! My eyeballs are huge, apparently.

    Just my luck, I get something the same size as a 7" 3" man, and it's EYEBALLS.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Sunday’s final was Trump’s first match at the 2026 World Cup. The president did not attend any earlier games, including those involving the U.S. men’s national team, instead saving his appearance for the tournament’s showpiece event.

    So his first appearance and Argentina, his buddy's team, gets beat? Trump curse is alive and well.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Aide: "Mr. President, you need to come down from the stage. You've shit your pants again."

    Turnip: word salad.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Come here grandpa, your seat is over here with the other old farts.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    He's so delusional, he can actually stand there and pretend that stadium is cheering for him.

    He even has to try and steal their glory. He can't even let them have that, without getting his beak wet.

    What a fucking loser.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    They gave him the bum's rush as the crowd booed him. And one of the team members was mocking his idiotic YMCA dance.

    He's going to try to retaliate against Spain, but they didn't bend the knee, and that's how everyone should treat that loathsome turd.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    FIFA knows the idiot has served his purpose and now he's just a toxic brand to avoid for 2030.

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  • Is it just me or does he look exactly like Gru from Despicable Me.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    I had zero doubts he was gonna do this. Yet, I was in awe when he did.

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