Embarrassing for the US.

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[–] 15 points 3 months ago (5 children)

He's like a 300lb toddler.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Excuse me, his WWE profile says 6'3" and 225 lbs.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    If he's 6'3", then I've got a 10" dick.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Tangent here, but after a lifetime of terrible eyesight, a optometrist finally told me why: I have the eyeballs of a 7'3" man! My eyeballs are huge, apparently.

    Just my luck, I get something the same size as a 7" 3" man, and it's EYEBALLS.

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