It is the WURST.
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Benzene, Radon, Asbestos, Tobacco.
It's for Homeopatic cancer prevention.
Eat hot chip and McDonalds. For exercise, twerk, be bisexual, charge they phone, and lie.
Beignet | Ricciarelli| Affogato | Tiramisu
From the brats that I know I think it's monster energy and takeout/spicy chips
Only eating Charli XCX, obviously
You eat a different type of Bratwurst each day for a month. Easy where I live in Germany because there is literally an entire wall of Wurst in every supermarket.
B Bread (toasted)
R Reasonable amount of apples
A a bunch of bananas
T rice
Charli XCX's 365 from her album brat made it pretty clear that it's cocaine.
Beer and tobacco.
mainly leaves and grains.
Everybody knows it's bananas, rice, applesauce and tequila.
Brat wurst
Rat atouille
At elier
T abasco
You eat negative calories only, so that your head looks giant in proportion to the rest of your body
It's when you subsist on Lower Class Brats songs during the night hours.
Boring candidate, rushed primary, absence of compelling narrative, terrible running mate
Too soon?
BRAT is a diet where one lives on a strict Leberkas-only diet, with variants like Pizza, cheese, wild garlic, or pumpkin-bacon Leverkas being allowed. The Leberkas must be served with mild peppers and sweet mustard in a bread roll.
Originally called "kasln", the diet was quickly taken over by the Piefke, which quickly named it Brät(-Diät), stemming from the fact that they desecrate Leberkas by calling it "Fleischkäsebrät". Further, as it gained further international succes, as Anglo-Saxons cannot wield the might of unlauts, its name was simplified to BRAT.
My mind went immediately to cannibalizing kids...
If they're being too loud and annoying in general, maybe this diet would help solve that problem. xD
The primary diet of citizens of the Bratwurst region of Bavaria. Consisting of beer, cheese, mustard, and of course BRATWURST!






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