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[–] 43 points 3 months ago

It is the WURST.

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Benzene, Radon, Asbestos, Tobacco.

    It's for Homeopatic cancer prevention.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago

    You eat small edgy dolls

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago

    you can only eat subaru pickups

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago

    Eat hot chip and McDonalds. For exercise, twerk, be bisexual, charge they phone, and lie.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Beignet | Ricciarelli| Affogato | Tiramisu

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    This is the diet for me. I had to look up Ricciarelli and it sounds just like an Italian cookie I love, except what I'm familiar with are horseshoe shaped. I've also had a very similar pinole version.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    From the brats that I know I think it's monster energy and takeout/spicy chips

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Only eating Charli XCX, obviously

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    You eat a different type of Bratwurst each day for a month. Easy where I live in Germany because there is literally an entire wall of Wurst in every supermarket.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    Girl dinner.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    B Bread (toasted)
    R Reasonable amount of apples
    A a bunch of bananas
    T rice

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago*

    Charli XCX's 365 from her album brat made it pretty clear that it's cocaine.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Beer and tobacco.

    mainly leaves and grains.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    Bratwurst
    Rhubarb
    Alcohol
    Tangerines

    The recipes are wild.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    You can only eat misbehaving children

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Everybody knows it's bananas, rice, applesauce and tequila.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago*

    Diet rich in B-complex vitamins based on consumption of rats

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Boron, Radium, and Tangerines.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    Brat wurst
    Rat atouille
    At elier
    T abasco

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Broccoli

    Radishes

    Algae

    Tarantulas

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Boy Rats Are Tasty

    Lots of protein.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)
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    Boiled RATs only

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    It’s merely a modest proposal

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Whatever a young child who skipped their nap demands.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Bourbon, Rum, Absinthe, Tequila

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Beer Radish and Tab

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    IDK what they eat but they drink Prime

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Beans, Rations, Alcohol, Tacos - Guaranteed to be an experience!

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    B ussy

    R imming

    A nalingus

    T umeric

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago*

    Bratwurst

    bRatwurst

    brAtwurst

    braTwurst

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    I mean… I had rum and french fries for dinner 3 times last week

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Bring, Rolaids, Another, Team lettuce buffet

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago
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    (Yes you can buy all this in Germany) Don't forget to prepare it in your

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Charlie XCX

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    Bratwurst

    Rød pølse (danish hot dogs)

    Andoulli sausage

    Tiny hot dogs

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    You eat negative calories only, so that your head looks giant in proportion to the rest of your body

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    It's when you subsist on Lower Class Brats songs during the night hours.

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  • Boring candidate, rushed primary, absence of compelling narrative, terrible running mate

    Too soon?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Beans, Raisinettes, Anchovies, Tequila.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    Cooking and eating unruly children.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago*

    BRAT is a diet where one lives on a strict Leberkas-only diet, with variants like Pizza, cheese, wild garlic, or pumpkin-bacon Leverkas being allowed. The Leberkas must be served with mild peppers and sweet mustard in a bread roll.

    Originally called "kasln", the diet was quickly taken over by the Piefke, which quickly named it Brät(-Diät), stemming from the fact that they desecrate Leberkas by calling it "Fleischkäsebrät". Further, as it gained further international succes, as Anglo-Saxons cannot wield the might of unlauts, its name was simplified to BRAT.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago*

    Bouillon Rennet Artichoke Toes

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    Busty rodents and twigs

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Booty rimjobs anal tosser

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    My mind went immediately to cannibalizing kids...

    If they're being too loud and annoying in general, maybe this diet would help solve that problem. xD

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Bacon, rats and toilet paper

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Beer, Red Blood, Aloe Vera, and Tea

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    The primary diet of citizens of the Bratwurst region of Bavaria. Consisting of beer, cheese, mustard, and of course BRATWURST!

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