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[–] 71 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They seem to do more damage to themselves when falling over than actually inflicting anything on their opponent…

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  • [–] 59 points 3 months ago

    The acronym immediately made me think of this.

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  • [–] 47 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I’d still put my money on a battle bot any day of the week.

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  • [–] 42 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    "What?! Your heads off!"

    "Tis' but a flesh wound! HAVE AT YEE!"

    *I love how one of the presenters is choke-laughing the whole time after it's head comes off

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  • [–] 62 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    I can picture these wearing cop uniforms, running you down at night for jaywalking ,and believe it may be one of our possible futures.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago

    But how quickly will hackers be able to gain total control of them? Cops will probably have the administrator password as "password123" or some shit. Or maybe instead of engaging in combat directly, they'll just be running humanoid cameras, lunging after you no matter how quickly you run, or whatever fence you jump over. Long gone will be the days when you could simply outrun the overweight, poorly trained cops. Now these things will be just inches behind you, the whole way blaring sirens and recording your every move. 😐

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    I’m pretty sure the odds of this are 100%. Except it’ll be military bots… and they’ll be purging the poor and middle class, because once you have robots to do all the other stuff the next step is to reduce the population.

    If you and your group control all the raw resources and manufacturing is fully automated, and you have robots smart enough to do all the manual tasks, you don’t need profit, you get to wipe out most of the population and create your paradise.

    Not enough people realize we are morlocks, and the Billionaires think they are the Eloi

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago

    This show is obviously just to bait people into making better fighting robots for the military, free of charge.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    This looks sad. The obsession with humanoid robots is making less and less sense by the decade.

    Support your local robot battle scene.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago*

    The obsession is actually in search of new tech markets to dominate. AI race, Ev Race, Solar Panel race, gig-economy race. There's so much money and "realpolitik" in each of these. Sometimes early investments pay off like EV industry and sometimes they absolutely do not - gig economy race for example.

    This seems like new reality - chase to dominate big general markets and China is absolutely winning everything from EVs and solar panels to literally fishing out every fish out of existence within the next few decades if not less.

    This is really bad.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago

    Pointless if their heads don't pop straight up and make a "ziiiiiiing" sound.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago

    So that's gonna be our future. Fighting robots that uncannily get back up with their head dangling on their back.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I guess it is like watching toddlers walk, but why the random breakout into dance moves? Also how do they target? Seems like they just generally point at the other one.

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  • [–] 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    My guess is that they are remote controlled and the operators of the white robot saw that they were winning, so they hit the dance button in the hopes of scoring some points with the audience.

    Instead of fighting each other they should do a laundry folding competition. That would be really impressive!

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    They didn't even hit each other

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Can we have Hugh Jackman pilot a robot?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    He can't, he's busy fellating Rupert Murdoch.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    What?

    (Out of the loop. Don’t know how to unpack that statement.)

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    He's literally the godfather to Murdoch's daughter.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Well that’s fucking disappointing wtf

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    yeah seeing him dancing in those stupid fucking AGI commercials now makes me hate him. I tried to watch a cute movie called the Sheep Detectives, and as soon as I saw his dumb ass face I had to turn it off.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    They way they get up is pretty cool, but they each have one jump kick attack and nothing else? Those deathbot matches from the early aughts are way cooler.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    Total dogshit game

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    Looks real the same way WWE looks real. I mean, you gotta love the skill/tech used to achieve these feats, but real robots fighting with no restraint wouldn't need to take a few seconds to dick around after every kick.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    It doesn't look like they're autonomous to me, it looks like they have a pre-programmed set of movements (like the kick-variants we're seeing, and the "get up" motion), and being controlled by someone outside the ring. That also fits with the way they're missing: it's hard to get proper alignment when you're looking from the side, and the pattern for how they're missing looks a lot to me like how you often miss if you try to line up e.g. a remote controlled toy car on an opening to drive through when you're sitting off to the side.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    It's very clear none of y'all remember the seminal film Real Steel

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I remember when it came out, but I only saw it last year! IT BLEW ME AWAY. I wasn't expecting a film of that quality!

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    Looks like the same when I let my kids play tekken the first time.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Should get Jaleel White to host it.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Flashback to my first attempts at playing the original arcade Virtua Fighter

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    When I was a kid we had a game called Rockem Sockem Robots (sp?) and knocking the head of was the definition of winning.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    This will probably be awesome 10-20 years from now.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Are they autonomous or do they have pilots? I feel like a human touch would make the fights a lot cooler. Like in that one Love, Death and Robots episode.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago*

    It's fully autonomous, and it's just an ad for China's upcoming robot industry. There are a lot of events like that from dancing, to fighting to just doing chores. So it's not really a market on its own to justify more investments and refinement - it's just a meme.

    I do wonder though whether something more permanent could be here but we already have Robot Wars which is better in every possible way - human controlled and not limited to human-like robots.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Looks like they got a ways to go yet

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    It's like watching blindfolded "show" martial artists

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    This looks so fun haha

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago* (5 children)

    Ok? Share and download don't work, no URL in the post text (Voyager), how did you do that?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (3 children)

    Voyager share button first downloads the video and then opens the share menu. This video takes a long time to download

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Ziggo could whip their asses

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Who would watch robots fight like this. They can't even do anything. They have no idea how to fight whoever built them has no idea how yo fight. Its like watching blind people spam moves until something lands.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

    I would agree if the movement looked dynamic.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    No it doesnt. It looks like the same kick over and over. It fights like the guy who has trained 1 kick 10,000 times and has no sense of distance.

    I dont think the robot can properly move or throw the same kick slightly different. It can just detected a target and fire off a generic kick. Mechanically its cool but we've plenty of examples of robots doing these acrobatics.

    Idk maybe it would be better if it was actually trying to do real martial arts. If this thing dynamically circled and popped a well timed jab with some head movement I would be extremely impressed.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago*

    Seems like they are given pre-programmed moves queued up and not, like, using any sensors and logic to fight dynamically. I would have expected them to be more autonomous. Or the very least, human controlled so you can wire up two actual martial artists to make the bots fight harder than they would against each other because it's okay if you kick a robot's head off.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago*

    they also have computers racing 250kmph cars and 130kmph drones

    supposedly it's streamed on YouTube but I've never caught one live bc it happens once a year https://a2rl.io/

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    I didn't think family matters would get a reboot

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