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[–] 47 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Allow me to draw you a picture of time.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago

    Wow, there are some real geniuses there, or did they possibly pay one of those consulting companies?

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Riding the same wave the best phone companies will propose a revolutionary new smartphone with the handset and the dial

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    Have we considered that inputting phone numbers could work better with a reduced set of motions? We could have all numbers arranged on a circle and all you have to do is rotate a dial and let go.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    I still think there was no good reason to remove the home button, id rather have one that is remappable instead of extra screen space. Yeah it breaks, but if anything thats a pro for apple with more ppl replacing their phones earlier.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago

    This has a funny secondary effect in that in some countries they would definitely need to get a broadcasting license then, when so far they got around it, being a video-on-demand service falling under the same laws as rental places for VHS tapes and such.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago
    [–] 6 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    how about solve your revolutionary problem that is causing your decline, stop cancelling shows after 1-2 seasons/. besides that the extreme hiatus between seasons of shows, which also plagues other streaming.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Our family's policy is that we don't follow a show until it's completely over, and we know it's a complete show.

    Netflix hates that, but it their own fault, for being so irresponsible with their programming. We wouldn't go to a movie that we know quits in the middle of the second act.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Astonishing. Absolutely fascinating.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    flagging engagement numbers

    Have they considered putting literally any description about shows up? I don't want to have to scroll through a list looking for something interesting and go to a second website to actually see what it is, and nor do I just want to watch ten minutes of stuff different shows too decide because then I've already wasted an hour.

    That was a major reason we cancelled. Now we have Disney plus (I think someone else pays for that and shares with us - I don't watch anything on it on my own initiative so it's not my realm) and BBC, and the seven seas. Two legal services seems like a sensible amount.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    best they can do is cancel the show after 1-2 season, rarely 3, and 4 if they are lucky.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    I think it's all part of the same mindset: they want all conclusions to be drawn from watching the show. So they make shit shows that they shouldn't have started making (or rather: shit by their metrics, not viewers') and then can them when the experiment says doesn't meet their requirements.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Ok but I've wanted this forever

    Everyone knows the joke about spending an hour looking for something to watch, this could be great for discovery

    Now if these services would just let us shuffle episodes...

    (I know I know jellyfin/ whatever would be better but I'm broke and $10 a month for a shared account is easier than buying the server equipment right now)

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    Have you heard of cable? Broadcast? Satellite? This already existed. That was the experience. Flip channels to find a show that's good enough and find something new along the way.

    But that's the real thing that happened. It was never about tech "disrupting" TV any more than it was Uber "disrupting" cabs.

    It was just tech going, "hey we want to be in cable, let's take over and replace cable."

    Swapping one base technology for another, and price-dancing the whole way there, so when your streaming service costs $300/mon, it has been so long that you forgot $80/mon cable used to exist. Read-only services that couldn't serve you dynamic ads every 3 seconds while profiling your home network and watching your cat through a webcam to figure out what litter coupons to e-mail you next week.

    The cable guy screaming in the middle of the street on the streaming service South Park was spot on.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    No? I didn't forget anything. There were things I liked about cable - but the ads and the not being able to watch what you wanted sucked.

    Something like tv channels, but with no ads and you can go pick and watch what you want like you always have sounds great. There's a reason there are so many tutorials to set up that experience on services like plex or jellyfin.

    And you can say we are going to slippery slope ourselves up to $300 but people are getting better at saying no to higher prices, look at game pass or doritos for two recent big examples

    This just feels like netflix giving users something they have been asking for forever and everyone is making the same OMG THEY REINVENTED CABLE LMAOZ comment and I wanted to point out the other side.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    From Netflix to Nutflicks.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Hello Jellyfin!

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    You can do that? Live? Like it's happening RIGHT NOW?

    It's like we're living in the future.

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  • [–] -5 points 3 months ago

    Can I use plastic bags again yet?

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    [–] 143 points 3 months ago (18 children)

    Yesterday I watched Spain - Belgium on a live stream on Prime Video. The same stream was available on Netflix and YouTube.

    It was like live TV, but properly enshitified. Instead of professional journalists and commenters, you get streamers reacting to the game, improper comments, like and subscribe notices, publicity every time the ball stops, paid viewer comments overlayed on the broadcast. A complete shitstorm.

    I realized that this is what the future of live TV looks like. So I think I'm done with it.

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  • [–] 66 points 3 months ago (14 children)

    The TV from Idiocracy made manifest. How I miss the 90s.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    We had a few shows we liked but in general TV always sucked

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I have a friend who keeps telling me I need to watch this movie. However I just realized I don't need to, I'm living it.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    watch it still, unlike reality, it's funny, until you realise that even idiocracy is better than this

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  • [–] 41 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    next thing they'll think up is a free tier supported by just ads

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    If only there were some technology where they could then distribute this over the air.

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  • [–] 29 points 3 months ago

    All we need now is to bring the feeds into our home for free. Maybe an antennae device of some sort?

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  • [–] 46 points 3 months ago (6 children)
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    I've recently been getting into free IPTV streams. There are 1000s and 1000s and free streams from all over the world in pretty much every language with over 2000 in English alone. Most are not geo blocked. You can find a list here: https://iptv-org.github.io/

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Which ones are free? I clicked on a few of the links and they all wanted you to sign up for a subscription

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

    I loaded this list into Dispatcharr and then went through and tested and added what looked interesting to my channel list. Right now I have 60 channels that I can watch via Jellyfin.

    These include movie channels, news channels (from several countries). music videos, comedy, documentary. Also streams dedicated to older shows like CSI, Beavis and Butthead, etc.

    Mostly I watch music video channels while I'm working or doing chores. News when I want news, and Buzzr because I like old game shows when I just want something chill.

    ETA: Here you can find links to all the lists https://github.com/iptv-org/iptv/blob/master/PLAYLISTS.md

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 3 months ago* (5 children)

    I’ve gotta admit I’d like to just be able to go to a sci-fi channel and watch something random.

    I recently discovered that Sling TV has over 500+ live TV free channels. It's like Pluto or Tubi but way more channels.

    https://www.sling.com/freestream

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    The problem I have with most of these services is that every channel is too hyper-specific, often literally just playing a single show or, at best, 2-3 shows but in multi-hour blocks. Incredibly lazy IMO.

    To me, the appeal of linear terrestrial TV is having channels that show a wide variety of things throughout the day. If I wanted to see 24 hours of non-stop Mr. Bean I’d download them and shuffle the folder.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Been meaning to try random Jellyfin plugins that sim tv channels.

    https://github.com/binarygeek119/FinTV

    https://github.com/DrewThomasson/JellyfinTV

    The second one even does custom ads based on channel content. I would love a plugin that queries random retro ads off the internet. Like you're watching Star Trek and get an ad for the SNES or Supersoaker when shows have scenes designed around commercials, or between episodes.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    I'm using Tunarr which hooks up to a Jellyfin or Plex library and lets you customize channels and filler content (ads) with a bunch of different scheduling tools. Definitely a more heavyweight solution than those plugins but a lot more flexible.

    You still have to find the filler content yourself but there's plenty of playlists on YouTube and Tunarr also supports local libraries so you don't need to clutter up your Jellyfin library with them.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    I’ve been using an app called Coax (Apple only, which will disappoint some) to do this with my Plex library and it’s glorious. Beautiful retro styled schedule grid, automated channel/schedule creation, even has a weather channel with Jazz playing. I’m rediscovering stuff that’s been sitting idle on my server for years because it’s just fun to see what’s “on” and be like, ‘Oh yeah, let’s check that out for a few minutes’ and then I end up watching the whole thing.

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago

    Tell me you want to be a cable service without telling me.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Next week - Live talk shows without video! You can order a special subscription package to your car. Now only currency 9.99

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago*

    Full circle, except gated off now. I'll count that as a win for the company.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Y'all, the greatest joy in my media universe is the 24/7 MST3K channel that's on one of these things. Guaranteed laugh within 2 minutes. I don't need to select the episode. I don't want each episode in a row. I want random.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    they've already had this for a bit with WWE on netflix.

    It's just cable with Tivo. you can pause, rewind, all crap. WWE was the test case (it's like the TV version of the porn industry) so now they'll woo over other cable networks and sporting events. And then...oh you got cable without having to buy a tivo box. on the bright side, it'll make pirating and restreaming live sports a heck of alot easier.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    I haven't seen any live-tv for 30yrs now, I'm baffled they still exist somehow?

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    On the rare occasion I see live TV, the commercials are a new level of terrible now.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    I can imagine...and I really really despise commercials or ads. They all try to take you for some dumb troglodyte. I long switched to piracy for movies and series. Enter name, wait 1-2 minutes, watch in 4k with no ads but in peace.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Having tv I don’t watch lowers my internet bill by like $20 a month.

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