If simply listening provided real therapy, I have a couple of friends who would be the pinnacle of mental health.

I listen to everyone.

(I wanna fuck everyone)

“Listen”

Supposedly, this is a lot of the job of prostitutes now.

Although strangely, the specific example I’m reminded of is Manny in Grim Fandango luring the security guard to a back room, only for her to want to give him her life story.

As a dude I'm pretty okay with this. My brain still pumps out the happy chemicals when women talk to me. If they can benefit as well then it's a win-win. It doesn't really matter if they are going to fuck me or not. Although that would certainly be nice too.

I'll listen even if I don't want to fuck you. I just like talking to people.

I'll be honest, I'll listen to anything because I'm nosy as fuck

Call me "the boss' ass" cause of how nosy I be

I'm like a fuckin' truffle.

Guilty as charged during much of my love life.

But then, I'm also a trained peer counselor, and have listened to people's woes just to let them process as a fellow member of the mental health community, so I don't do this only for women I fancy.

I don't think random men want to fuck whatever is in that pfp

As long as you would give them the same courtesy and don't completely dominate the conversation then that's pretty normal in 2026 I think.

Violets dms after this one getting gaped 😂