You wasted a lesser soul gem, it would have fit in a petty soul gem.

Plot Twist: The air fryer doesn't work because Charlie's soul refuses to "brown" anything.

I put his soul in the body of the black man he was pretending to be with his alt account.

This is extra funny if you know Elder Scrolls lore and that a human soul can't fit in anything smaller than a black soul gem (which is the "largest" soul gem possible), so this implies that Charlie wasn't human. Or even very powerful.

I thought human souls require black soul gems?

I bet he'd hate that 😁

You have cursed yourself to an eternity of soggy fries

Convince me otherwise

clearly

you don't own an air fryer

extra layer to the joke, in Skyrim the souls of people are always considered "grand". "lesser" souls are the souls of animals or monsters of level 4-15, including wolves, giant spiders, and trolls

That would be the first time his life benefitted society

Ringo Starr traded me Charlie Kirk's soul for the Elfstones, which is why the former Beatles drummer is the current Bearer.

Soul?

I’m surprised it would even take a whole lesser one

Oh shit its actually that "must die"

It wouldn't fit in anything bigger than 'petty' and we all know it.