Umami is umami
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Jokes on you I’m into that shit.
(I’m not, I’m seriously not though, I was making a joke, please don’t do that I’m really not oh god what have I done)
I like to borrow my friends’ Microplane from the kitchen whenever I visit so I don’t have to pack my ped-egg
The obvious problem being that if you don't like someone, how are you getting access to their cheese?
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Never had a shitty roommate?
I would never have done this but I know shitty people who might've
I take it you're not married?
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I like my wife. What kind of dummy doesn't like their spouse?
Crunchy dandruff.
Don't those things make people shorter over time?
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