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[–] 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Jokes on you I’m into that shit.

    (I’m not, I’m seriously not though, I was making a joke, please don’t do that I’m really not oh god what have I done)

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    Alright there Satan

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    I like to borrow my friends’ Microplane from the kitchen whenever I visit so I don’t have to pack my ped-egg

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    The obvious problem being that if you don't like someone, how are you getting access to their cheese?

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Never had a shitty roommate?

    I would never have done this but I know shitty people who might've

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  • [+] -6 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    I take it you're not married?

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    specifically for Nazi-ICE - when they eat italian

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    [–] 1 point 4 months ago (1 child)

    Don't those things make people shorter over time?

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