No, what you want to do is find a female CEO and get her really drunk. After she passes out, you cover yourself and her ladyparts with tomato sauce and red Jell-O. When she wakes up in the morning, she’ll think she gave birth to you and twenty to thirty years later she’ll give you the company because of nepotism. Easy peasy.

I mean she is right... If you don't mind fucking people you hate, why not.

They're describing something that has gone on for hundreds of years - sleeping your way to the top

Bait

Unfortunately this person is correct in their reasoning. This is also why upper management is full of morons almost everywhere.

0% chance this isn’t an AI written engagement bait post

"Networking" was a thing even before the internet. It was one of the things I hated about the corporate/professional world. It is definitely who you know, not what you know. Look at the current usa administration. Talk about being out of your depth and out of your league.

She's right, she just forgets herself in her calculation. When everything is done she won't have learned how it is to feel genuinely and be felt for genuinely, and that loss will weigh heavily.

Remember to always add yourselves into your equations, kids.

But has it gotten you anywhere?

Ew dude.

Jim & Pam were ScrantonMogMaxxing

It's kinda curious that she doesn't mention what doing this has allowed her to achieve (promotion, high position in a big company, etc). You would think she would put an emphasis on that to sell people on her way of life.

This almost sound like gambler logic. One more cock and I will make it big!

Sounds uncomfortable to the point of panic attacks but you do you

They are doing late nights after all. Also, at one point of whoring yourself out you should be in a comfy position, no? Thinking of that head of HR and CEO on the coldplay gig. Like, how many people's genitals you wanna lick until they finally give you the title "head of". At some point being an escort must be more profitable.

I have never been happier that my career path and strategy is nothing like this.

I would have hated my life so much.

I've always dated at work. Whats the bfd?

If it doesn't get you promoted, at least you get to have sex. So I guess it's better than most strategies.

Ew an actual office whore.