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[–] 72 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Contrary to the popular belief, many atheists don't give a fuck about imaginary friends until someone with an imaginary friend tries to shove theirs up the atheist's ass forcefully.

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    that’s why we say β€˜l8r sk8r’.

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    or "see ya later" wd work js as well smh:\

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    β€œLater” implies the existence of time, which God created

    Checkmate

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Or "I need to return some video tapes"

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  • [–] 22 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Aha, atheists also say "God damn" and "Jesus fucking Christ" and "Good Lord you're a fucking moron, how did you even get in here" a lot. Checkmate, atheists! /s

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    I was at a bar watching a game and threw out the JFC. Because it was Wisconsin kids are allowed in bars. A woman with a big ol' crusafix necklace on said "pardon me?!?!". I told her "oh, its no big deal. Jesus is make believe." and walked away.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago* (4 children)

    Would have thought this was made up, but sure enough

    good-bye

    salutation in parting, also goodbye, good bye, good-by, 1590s, from godbwye (1570s), a contraction of God be with ye (late 14c.)

    Interestingly linked

    adieu (interj.)

    late 14c., adewe, from Old French a Dieu, a Deu, shortened from phrases such as a dieu (vous) commant "I commend (you) to God,"

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Now that I think of it, is there an English equivalent for "adieu"? Because French also has "au revoir" which is used more like goodbye, "adieu" carries a meaning of finality, if you say this, you know you will never see that person again, it's quite heavy and not used very frequently at all.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    Atheism doesn't incur some bizarre torture for saying the wrong thing. That's religion.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Does telling someone bless you when they sneeze mean that you believe in a deity or is it just being polite?

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    im athiest and I don't care. I mean the days of the weeks are largely about pagan things. nordic in particular.

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  • We have so many words that are just expressions turned to words.

    Our language is basically the same as the Tamarians from star trek.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    This atheist doesn't give a shit. Goodbye!

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I just say "bye", the atheist version.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Say "so long" instead! Or, just don't give a fuck what believers of unreal things have to believe about you.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Pedants when they find out that etymology isn't destiny

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