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Relevant: When your house is haunted but the rent is cheap.

Not only is this a solid horror send-up of a sort, but it also speaks to everyone that has ever rented/bought a crappy house and developed a skill-set around making that work.

What is the difference between a haunted house and having roomates?

Yeah, if you're living here without paying rent at least help out around the house

All these horror movie plots are starting to make sense. I would also move across country to get a haunted house for 75k.

Maybe the ghosts are friendly and can be reasoned with.

I'd buy a discount haunted house any day of the week. Just fix any CO or other toxic substance leaks and voila, instant exorcism!

Bought a crappy singlewide trailer on a few acres last year, I've been learning a lot about fixing electrical stuff in trailer houses. And floors. And roofs. And growing food. And raising chickens.

We're finally in a position to buy this year, and yeah, everything in our price range is old and beat up. Oh well, time to start my Handyman Arc, it'll be a blast!

Only upper class ghosts can afford to haunt a mansion like that.

In my neighborhood, it doesn't matter if the house is haunted or if a horrific crime occurred there. As long as it has walls and a roof it's a million dollars. (Walls and roof not required)

guarantee you the "haunts" are psychologically tied to the seller, so when the sellers leave, the haunts go with them

Landlord Special just paints over the possessed girl, the priest, and his apprentice.

I can afford a small single family home but then I can't put anything into it for five years. No furniture or repairs.