This is Canadian-Greek erasure!

(I get that it's a joke, but how often do you get to complain about THAT specific combo being overlooked? 😁)

Good. I love it, when people hate pineapple pizza. That leaves more for me.

Next, we snap the spaghetti and send your nonna the video.

The suffering of a pizza lover food prescriptivist

FTFY

It's probably just memes and hopefully no one actually feels this way, people getting mad about "proper" Italian food not being made "properly" need to open a history book about how every culture ever has borrowed and remixed ingredients and recipes from other cultures time and time and time again.

(OP I know it's just a joke and I'm not having a go at you)

The only thing tastier than pineapple pizza is the juicy hate of all the food cops out there.

Pineapple jalapeño. Try it.

Americans get no say on what goes on pizza, an "Italian-American" is just an American

Hawaiian Pizza was invented in Canada

The solution is easy. Pick out the pineapple and eat them separately.

A good Hawaiian pizza is amazing. A bad Hawaiian pizza is a sad affair and there's a lot more mediocre Hawaiian pizzas then there are good ones.

Oh the horror - you clearly need to apply cheese before the toppings.

Gay: Hawaiian pizza was made in Canada Fake: This is not NY pizza.

I love pineapple on pizza. Always have. It's weird to me that haters are so stupid about it, while at the same time happily putting sweet and sour sauce on chicken, or pineapple on pork chops, etc...

The Sweet mixed with the Savoury has been a thing in cuisine literally forever. Pizza is no different.

It's wild that people get so bent out of shape over pineapple on pizza when the nordics commit foodcrimes even I cannot condone. These people live sheltered lives, barking at the shadows on their cave walls, unaware of the horrors of candied reindeer and strawberry pizza.

Banana mascarpone pizza.

Imagine living in the deepest corner of Chicago and ordering a hotdog with only ketchup on it. And your phone gets the text message "⚠️ Your Uber Eats delivery driver VITO has arrived. Message: i got your hotdog right here...".

If you want to put pineapple juice on a pizza, that's fine. But get those gooshy, bug-like chunks the hell away from me 🤢

We all got along great at my last job. Small company, ~24 people. It was pineapple on pizza. We were at war.

My former manager, who is still a good friend, literally someone I go get drinks with to catch up, can fucking die and burn in hell because of this.