I’ve heard of a “bussy” but never a “wenis”. What’s going on here? Typo or new slang?

Edit: it’s elbow talk.

I enjoy bouldering, so I have scrapes all over all the time. However, even when I'm not climbing for a while I am covered in bruises and scrapes, so maybe I'm just clumsy.

I read that as the opposite of bussy and the question is much more amusing that way so I refuse to correct it.

A few months ago, when I tried standing on a shelf thingy, put my leg right through it, and scraped my wenis on the wall on my way down

It was icy and I was running. There were snow banks on either side of the sidewalk and I automatically curled up into ball as I fell so it was this human in the shape of a ball bouncing down the sidewalk. Anyway, that's the last time my wenis was injured. Nothing cereal, just a bruise.

Just a week ago. I put my elbow down on the table and it hurt ... when I checked it had some big scratches on it. Cat must have used it for kneading while I was asleep.

Technically it's my elbow as I accidentally tried to K.O. a concrete pillar, as it did not break skin

Actually now that I think about it, I can't remember the last time my new word of today, wenis, was injured.

I’ve just fallen on the floor randomly, I blame you.

My wenis is ok tho.

Can't really remember anything recent. Years ago I borrowed my dad's old bike from the 1980's since mine was in the shop. The handle bars must've had a hairline crack, because they suddenly sheared off and I crashed hard into the asphalt bike path. Scraped up pretty bad including my wenis :(

I had just enough time to comically stare at my detached handle bars and have a brief moment of realisation before the front wheel did a 90' turn.

Personally never have, but with all the movement below, I'm certain somebody hurt theirs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_dLCNUFsV8

Anyone else read this post with a Scottish accent?

Yesterday, I was taking off my t-shirt and elbowed the corner of my wardrobe. Couldn't sleep cause it hurt to keep my arm in one position.

I'm constantly smacking them into something. 😩

I thlammed my penith in the car door

When I had my surgery. Suffice it to say I just have the balls for it anymore.