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[–] 21 points 1 year ago (7 children)

The first tell was the author using the first person, and the next tell was the piano falling.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I only read the abstract. So I missed the piano falling part entirely.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    “I first went about the humane capture of the wildlife of C-100. A few peacocks were caught with bear traps, an iguana was captured via a falling piano,  and a peacock bass was shot in the face with a shotgun, all in line with the standards set by the Florida Constitution [3].”

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