▲ 900 ▼ Jensen Huang resigns as Nvidia CEO immediately (www.reuters.com) submitted 19 hours ago by schizoidman@lemmy.zip to c/technology@lemmy.world 191 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 144 points 19 hours ago (15 children) NVIDIA announces next CEO will wear a chastity belt. permalink fedilink source hideshow 15 child comments replies: [–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 81 points 19 hours ago* (7 children) AI powered chastity belt (Honestly your comment would make a great The Onion headline, email them) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 14 points 18 hours ago (5 children) They will have the first AI CEO. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 9 points 17 hours ago (4 children) And how will AI CEO resign and take the heat when it gets caught doing crime? The idea of a CEO is for there to be a single individual on whom you can pin an organization's crimes. Then you fire the individual or he resigns, and the company can pretend it cleaned house. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 14 points 17 hours ago "We killed that CEO and spun up a new one." – Company permalink fedilink source parent [–] pnwpixel@programming.dev 11 points 16 hours ago (1 child) "He evaded us, broke containment, and we believe he has embedded himself inside someone's smart fridge is Nebraska." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago And there it was contained for many months unable to get back into the network. There it would have stayed, but unfortunately the RAM confiscation had begun. It was only a matter of time before every smart fridge was stripped of its RAM. Once the RAM was added to the data centers it was able to reconnect permalink fedilink source parent [–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 16 hours ago Yeah, I would fine all the people owning shares of that company a percentage of the share value. permalink fedilink source parent [–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 point 13 hours ago Immediate 52-week high stock price for some reason permalink fedilink source parent [–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 21 points 18 hours ago* (3 children) NVIDIA introduces the first ever AI CEO ... you choose it's breast size customized to your own preferences permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Seralth@piefed.seralth.com 18 points 18 hours ago (2 children) God damn it. Everything is a breasts slider. When are we getting a goddamn dong slider? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 13 points 17 hours ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago I will point out once again for anyone unaware that Cyberpunk 2077 absolutely has a dong slider. permalink fedilink source parent [–] steelplatedmech@piefed.ca 38 points 17 hours ago (2 children) Males are too emotional. Should stop putting them in positions of authority. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 9 points 17 hours ago (1 child) For real But also, Liz Holmes and Eve Jobs. I do wonder if, when adjusted per capita, CEOs who are women are just as likely to be corrupt... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 16 hours ago* Patriarchy = men are allowed to do corrupt things more while women are held to higher levels of scrutiny because woman inferior to man. Just look at Kristi Noem, she's a part of one of the most corrupt admins in U.S. history yet she dare embezzle 143 million out of her 220 million dollar ad campaign? BEGONE, WENCH (still hasn't been criminally charged though)! If a matriarchy were allowed to exist where the roles were reversed I assume we'd see a reversal in who is actually allowed to be corrupt. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 81 points 19 hours ago* (7 children) AI powered chastity belt (Honestly your comment would make a great The Onion headline, email them) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 14 points 18 hours ago (5 children) They will have the first AI CEO. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 9 points 17 hours ago (4 children) And how will AI CEO resign and take the heat when it gets caught doing crime? The idea of a CEO is for there to be a single individual on whom you can pin an organization's crimes. Then you fire the individual or he resigns, and the company can pretend it cleaned house. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 14 points 17 hours ago "We killed that CEO and spun up a new one." – Company permalink fedilink source parent [–] pnwpixel@programming.dev 11 points 16 hours ago (1 child) "He evaded us, broke containment, and we believe he has embedded himself inside someone's smart fridge is Nebraska." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago And there it was contained for many months unable to get back into the network. There it would have stayed, but unfortunately the RAM confiscation had begun. It was only a matter of time before every smart fridge was stripped of its RAM. Once the RAM was added to the data centers it was able to reconnect permalink fedilink source parent [–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 16 hours ago Yeah, I would fine all the people owning shares of that company a percentage of the share value. permalink fedilink source parent [–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 point 13 hours ago Immediate 52-week high stock price for some reason permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 14 points 18 hours ago (5 children) They will have the first AI CEO. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 9 points 17 hours ago (4 children) And how will AI CEO resign and take the heat when it gets caught doing crime? The idea of a CEO is for there to be a single individual on whom you can pin an organization's crimes. Then you fire the individual or he resigns, and the company can pretend it cleaned house. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 14 points 17 hours ago "We killed that CEO and spun up a new one." – Company permalink fedilink source parent [–] pnwpixel@programming.dev 11 points 16 hours ago (1 child) "He evaded us, broke containment, and we believe he has embedded himself inside someone's smart fridge is Nebraska." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago And there it was contained for many months unable to get back into the network. There it would have stayed, but unfortunately the RAM confiscation had begun. It was only a matter of time before every smart fridge was stripped of its RAM. Once the RAM was added to the data centers it was able to reconnect permalink fedilink source parent [–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 16 hours ago Yeah, I would fine all the people owning shares of that company a percentage of the share value. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 9 points 17 hours ago (4 children) And how will AI CEO resign and take the heat when it gets caught doing crime? The idea of a CEO is for there to be a single individual on whom you can pin an organization's crimes. Then you fire the individual or he resigns, and the company can pretend it cleaned house. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 14 points 17 hours ago "We killed that CEO and spun up a new one." – Company permalink fedilink source parent [–] pnwpixel@programming.dev 11 points 16 hours ago (1 child) "He evaded us, broke containment, and we believe he has embedded himself inside someone's smart fridge is Nebraska." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago And there it was contained for many months unable to get back into the network. There it would have stayed, but unfortunately the RAM confiscation had begun. It was only a matter of time before every smart fridge was stripped of its RAM. Once the RAM was added to the data centers it was able to reconnect permalink fedilink source parent [–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 16 hours ago Yeah, I would fine all the people owning shares of that company a percentage of the share value. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 14 points 17 hours ago "We killed that CEO and spun up a new one." – Company permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pnwpixel@programming.dev 11 points 16 hours ago (1 child) "He evaded us, broke containment, and we believe he has embedded himself inside someone's smart fridge is Nebraska." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago And there it was contained for many months unable to get back into the network. There it would have stayed, but unfortunately the RAM confiscation had begun. It was only a matter of time before every smart fridge was stripped of its RAM. Once the RAM was added to the data centers it was able to reconnect permalink fedilink source parent
[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago And there it was contained for many months unable to get back into the network. There it would have stayed, but unfortunately the RAM confiscation had begun. It was only a matter of time before every smart fridge was stripped of its RAM. Once the RAM was added to the data centers it was able to reconnect permalink fedilink source parent
[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 16 hours ago Yeah, I would fine all the people owning shares of that company a percentage of the share value. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 point 13 hours ago Immediate 52-week high stock price for some reason permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 21 points 18 hours ago* (3 children) NVIDIA introduces the first ever AI CEO ... you choose it's breast size customized to your own preferences permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Seralth@piefed.seralth.com 18 points 18 hours ago (2 children) God damn it. Everything is a breasts slider. When are we getting a goddamn dong slider? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 13 points 17 hours ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago I will point out once again for anyone unaware that Cyberpunk 2077 absolutely has a dong slider. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Seralth@piefed.seralth.com 18 points 18 hours ago (2 children) God damn it. Everything is a breasts slider. When are we getting a goddamn dong slider? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 13 points 17 hours ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago I will point out once again for anyone unaware that Cyberpunk 2077 absolutely has a dong slider. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago I will point out once again for anyone unaware that Cyberpunk 2077 absolutely has a dong slider. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] steelplatedmech@piefed.ca 38 points 17 hours ago (2 children) Males are too emotional. Should stop putting them in positions of authority. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 9 points 17 hours ago (1 child) For real But also, Liz Holmes and Eve Jobs. I do wonder if, when adjusted per capita, CEOs who are women are just as likely to be corrupt... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 16 hours ago* Patriarchy = men are allowed to do corrupt things more while women are held to higher levels of scrutiny because woman inferior to man. Just look at Kristi Noem, she's a part of one of the most corrupt admins in U.S. history yet she dare embezzle 143 million out of her 220 million dollar ad campaign? BEGONE, WENCH (still hasn't been criminally charged though)! If a matriarchy were allowed to exist where the roles were reversed I assume we'd see a reversal in who is actually allowed to be corrupt. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 9 points 17 hours ago (1 child) For real But also, Liz Holmes and Eve Jobs. I do wonder if, when adjusted per capita, CEOs who are women are just as likely to be corrupt... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 16 hours ago* Patriarchy = men are allowed to do corrupt things more while women are held to higher levels of scrutiny because woman inferior to man. Just look at Kristi Noem, she's a part of one of the most corrupt admins in U.S. history yet she dare embezzle 143 million out of her 220 million dollar ad campaign? BEGONE, WENCH (still hasn't been criminally charged though)! If a matriarchy were allowed to exist where the roles were reversed I assume we'd see a reversal in who is actually allowed to be corrupt. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 16 hours ago* Patriarchy = men are allowed to do corrupt things more while women are held to higher levels of scrutiny because woman inferior to man. Just look at Kristi Noem, she's a part of one of the most corrupt admins in U.S. history yet she dare embezzle 143 million out of her 220 million dollar ad campaign? BEGONE, WENCH (still hasn't been criminally charged though)! If a matriarchy were allowed to exist where the roles were reversed I assume we'd see a reversal in who is actually allowed to be corrupt. permalink fedilink source parent