▲ 869 ▼ Jensen Huang resigns as Nvidia CEO immediately (www.reuters.com) submitted 17 hours ago by schizoidman@lemmy.zip to c/technology@lemmy.world 183 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 13 points 16 hours ago (5 children) They will have the first AI CEO. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 9 points 15 hours ago (4 children) And how will AI CEO resign and take the heat when it gets caught doing crime? The idea of a CEO is for there to be a single individual on whom you can pin an organization's crimes. Then you fire the individual or he resigns, and the company can pretend it cleaned house. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 13 points 15 hours ago "We killed that CEO and spun up a new one." – Company permalink fedilink source parent [–] pnwpixel@programming.dev 10 points 13 hours ago (1 child) "He evaded us, broke containment, and we believe he has embedded himself inside someone's smart fridge is Nebraska." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago And there it was contained for many months unable to get back into the network. There it would have stayed, but unfortunately the RAM confiscation had begun. It was only a matter of time before every smart fridge was stripped of its RAM. Once the RAM was added to the data centers it was able to reconnect permalink fedilink source parent [–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 14 hours ago Yeah, I would fine all the people owning shares of that company a percentage of the share value. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 9 points 15 hours ago (4 children) And how will AI CEO resign and take the heat when it gets caught doing crime? The idea of a CEO is for there to be a single individual on whom you can pin an organization's crimes. Then you fire the individual or he resigns, and the company can pretend it cleaned house. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 13 points 15 hours ago "We killed that CEO and spun up a new one." – Company permalink fedilink source parent [–] pnwpixel@programming.dev 10 points 13 hours ago (1 child) "He evaded us, broke containment, and we believe he has embedded himself inside someone's smart fridge is Nebraska." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago And there it was contained for many months unable to get back into the network. There it would have stayed, but unfortunately the RAM confiscation had begun. It was only a matter of time before every smart fridge was stripped of its RAM. Once the RAM was added to the data centers it was able to reconnect permalink fedilink source parent [–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 14 hours ago Yeah, I would fine all the people owning shares of that company a percentage of the share value. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 13 points 15 hours ago "We killed that CEO and spun up a new one." – Company permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pnwpixel@programming.dev 10 points 13 hours ago (1 child) "He evaded us, broke containment, and we believe he has embedded himself inside someone's smart fridge is Nebraska." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago And there it was contained for many months unable to get back into the network. There it would have stayed, but unfortunately the RAM confiscation had begun. It was only a matter of time before every smart fridge was stripped of its RAM. Once the RAM was added to the data centers it was able to reconnect permalink fedilink source parent
[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago And there it was contained for many months unable to get back into the network. There it would have stayed, but unfortunately the RAM confiscation had begun. It was only a matter of time before every smart fridge was stripped of its RAM. Once the RAM was added to the data centers it was able to reconnect permalink fedilink source parent
[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 14 hours ago Yeah, I would fine all the people owning shares of that company a percentage of the share value. permalink fedilink source parent