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Jensen Huang resigns as Nvidia CEO immediately (www.reuters.com)
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[–] 80 points 17 hours ago* (7 children)

AI powered chastity belt

(Honestly your comment would make a great The Onion headline, email them)

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  • [–] 13 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

    They will have the first AI CEO.

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  • [–] 9 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

    And how will AI CEO resign and take the heat when it gets caught doing crime?

    The idea of a CEO is for there to be a single individual on whom you can pin an organization's crimes. Then you fire the individual or he resigns, and the company can pretend it cleaned house.

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  • [–] 10 points 15 hours ago (1 child)

    "He evaded us, broke containment, and we believe he has embedded himself inside someone's smart fridge is Nebraska."

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  • [–] 2 points 12 hours ago

    And there it was contained for many months unable to get back into the network. There it would have stayed, but unfortunately the RAM confiscation had begun. It was only a matter of time before every smart fridge was stripped of its RAM. Once the RAM was added to the data centers it was able to reconnect

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