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[–] 88 points 2 days ago (11 children)

What if I’m using it to ask my AI priest about acceptable fluids to baptize children in?

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    Should be fine, but I’m out of tokens so you’ll have to wait until tomorrow if you don’t want to risk condemning your baby to an eternity in hell because you used the wrong sports drink.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    I has what original sin craves.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

    Maybe Jesus would have commanded John the Baptist to baptise him in Gatorade if Gatorade had existed. Then again, could the Son of God not have turned the water into Gatorade if he so desired? Then again, being baptised in Gatorade is not expressly prohibited.

    Wait, maybe Jesus would be more of a Powerade guy. Did I just commit heresy?

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