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Maybe Jesus would have commanded John the Baptist to baptise him in Gatorade if Gatorade had existed. Then again, could the Son of God not have turned the water into Gatorade if he so desired? Then again, being baptised in Gatorade is not expressly prohibited.

Wait, maybe Jesus would be more of a Powerade guy. Did I just commit heresy?

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