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[–] 41 points 1 day ago (4 children)

If he didn't want us to fap, he wouldn't have given us arms juuust long enough to reach the junkyard. Also he'd given us hoofs instead of hands with the grip strength of a tiger's jaw. Finally, foreskin and clit are like the perfect mechanisms go get off oneself. Evolutionary that barely makes sense so it must be the gift of a diety of some sort.

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