A man approaches a kfc. "Damn, I really gotta go in there huh" he laments.

The restaurant is littered with insects and bodies in torment. A slumped corpse sits beside the door, with an impaled torso across from it. A fly eaten, desicated head sits in the foreground along with an individual actively being flayed, their skin peeling down to their feet as hooks greedily tug at their face. As he breaches the entrance, he immediately looses his disgust, yelling "DAMN! YALL REALLY SELLING CHICKEN LIKE THIS?"

He heads to the counter where the devil waits. Concerned, he asks "hey man, what can I get here that's not dirty?" "Bottled water" the devil replies.

They sag their shoulders and a crease their brow as they get their water. "Fuckin' Dasani?"

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[–] 3 points 2 days ago (1 child)

Oh, Nando's! I had no idea what I was missing before. Those aren't in the US, to my knowledge. Haven't heard of Stars n Stripes, though. I'll have to look for that.

Totally agree. Prison for a hundred years for the guy who figured out how to make fried chicken gross. Like, seriously, you have to work at that.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago

    There's Nando's on the East Coast, and I think Texas and Chicago now. And they're usually sit down places. Which is funny, since real Nando's in ZA are fast food. It's good in the US, though.

    The only competitor, IMHO, is El Pollo Loco. Same jam, different flavors. But maybe they've fallen off, too. Haven't been in decades.

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