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[–] 104 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Mitch may not be happy tonight, but he's still smiling about it.

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  • [–] 27 points 3 days ago (6 children)

    I remember there being news earlier this year about Mitch saying sorry for shit he’s done. Probably was visited by three ghosts. 🌝

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  • [–] 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    1 is lindsey graham, confronted him.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 days ago* (2 children)

    Graham looks around, ”wait, I’m ghost number one?” He was about to complain, but saw #2 was dick Cheney, and shrugged to himself. Leaning over, he whispered “Yeah, okay, you’ve got me beat, but you shot a man in the face and then made him apologize. Who could possibly be the third ghost?”

    A rattling Bavarian accent floats towards them, “sometimes it takes a turtle to convince a turtle,” Graham and Cheney roll their eyes, trying and failing to seem good-natured and we cut to credits.

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