Graham looks around, ”wait, I’m ghost number one?” He was about to complain, but saw #2 was dick Cheney, and shrugged to himself. Leaning over, he whispered “Yeah, okay, you’ve got me beat, but you shot a man in the face and then made him apologize. Who could possibly be the third ghost?”

A rattling Bavarian accent floats towards them, “sometimes it takes a turtle to convince a turtle,” Graham and Cheney roll their eyes, trying and failing to seem good-natured and we cut to credits.