I used to visit the bank way more often when living paycheck to paycheck because it was the only way to get ahead of insufficient funds charges. I was depositing cash from whatever I could sell to pay off the $25 per item overdraft fees.

I used to be a manager at a smoothie shop. went to like two banks a day with different business needs, guess that's not allowed.... who knew?

They don’t know what a washing machine is. They likely think it’s to clean golf balls.

I got so tired of the quarters problem (bank online so I get ATM fees then have to go to a laundromat to pretend I’m doing laundry there) that I bought a whole-ass washing machine for $180 to avoid the problem.

I’m actually saving a ton of money and because my landlord is checked out and lives far from here he’ll never know we have a portable washer in our apartment.

so three empty ATMs can land me in jail. good to know.

Side benefit of the extreme proliferation of gambling: basically every bar has a shitload of quarters now.