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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (10 children) People who use templates and types to achieve absurd outcomes that just work, maybe? I have seen a few haskell magic. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] solrize@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago (9 children) Dunno about type theory per se but I visited a Haskell-based company a while back, and they said 50% of the women they interviewed were trans. Not sure of the cause and effect relationship. I know of several male-at-the-time programmers who got interested in Haskell and then transitioned later. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 months ago (8 children) They're putting something in the Haskell that's turning the coders trans! (jk) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (3 children) You should see what Visual Basic used to do to people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 months ago VB was probably triggering domestic disputes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 months ago (1 child) I know VB from my early days as something like Mikrosofts take on Python. But not 99% sure anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SleeplessCityLights@lemmy.ca 1 point 2 months ago (3 children) Straight men are into OCaml, did you not hear yet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children) Tell me what programming languages straight women like, because that's what I need to study! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 point 2 weeks ago (1 child) I mean you can be straight without being cis, so still haskell I guess? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago Tru tho permalink fedilink source parent
[–] solrize@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago (9 children) Dunno about type theory per se but I visited a Haskell-based company a while back, and they said 50% of the women they interviewed were trans. Not sure of the cause and effect relationship. I know of several male-at-the-time programmers who got interested in Haskell and then transitioned later. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 months ago (8 children) They're putting something in the Haskell that's turning the coders trans! (jk) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (3 children) You should see what Visual Basic used to do to people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 months ago VB was probably triggering domestic disputes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 months ago (1 child) I know VB from my early days as something like Mikrosofts take on Python. But not 99% sure anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SleeplessCityLights@lemmy.ca 1 point 2 months ago (3 children) Straight men are into OCaml, did you not hear yet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children) Tell me what programming languages straight women like, because that's what I need to study! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 point 2 weeks ago (1 child) I mean you can be straight without being cis, so still haskell I guess? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago Tru tho permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 months ago (8 children) They're putting something in the Haskell that's turning the coders trans! (jk) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (3 children) You should see what Visual Basic used to do to people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 months ago VB was probably triggering domestic disputes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 months ago (1 child) I know VB from my early days as something like Mikrosofts take on Python. But not 99% sure anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SleeplessCityLights@lemmy.ca 1 point 2 months ago (3 children) Straight men are into OCaml, did you not hear yet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children) Tell me what programming languages straight women like, because that's what I need to study! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 point 2 weeks ago (1 child) I mean you can be straight without being cis, so still haskell I guess? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago Tru tho permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (3 children) You should see what Visual Basic used to do to people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 months ago VB was probably triggering domestic disputes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 months ago (1 child) I know VB from my early days as something like Mikrosofts take on Python. But not 99% sure anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 months ago VB was probably triggering domestic disputes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 months ago (1 child) I know VB from my early days as something like Mikrosofts take on Python. But not 99% sure anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SleeplessCityLights@lemmy.ca 1 point 2 months ago (3 children) Straight men are into OCaml, did you not hear yet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children) Tell me what programming languages straight women like, because that's what I need to study! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 point 2 weeks ago (1 child) I mean you can be straight without being cis, so still haskell I guess? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago Tru tho permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children) Tell me what programming languages straight women like, because that's what I need to study! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 point 2 weeks ago (1 child) I mean you can be straight without being cis, so still haskell I guess? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago Tru tho permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 point 2 weeks ago (1 child) I mean you can be straight without being cis, so still haskell I guess? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago Tru tho permalink fedilink source parent