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Programmer Humor

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Tell me what programming languages straight women like, because that's what I need to study!

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 point 2 weeks ago (1 child)

I mean you can be straight without being cis, so still haskell I guess?

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Tru tho

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