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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    judging from the downvotes and righteous indignation, it was a more obscure reference than I thought.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    Any food makes you fat if consumed enough.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    How much celery do I need to eat before we change the definition of food?

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Well, the problem is that celery isn’t food. It’s an abomination

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I'm torn. I can see where you're coming from but there are exceptions:

    Celery is a perfectly acceptable delivery vessel for hummus

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I'm sure there's a hummus that's delicious enough for you to eat it off a toilet seat. That doesn't mean toilets (or celery) are food.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Actually toilet seats aren't that bad, it's toilet bowls I won't eat near...

    That's how I've proven celery is clearly a food, even if inferior. Now, I've submitted you got the tesseract ban list and will refuse all further discourse on the matter.

    Fuckyouerymuch Flambonkscious

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 3 months ago* (7 children)

    who said I was eating it? lol I have other plans

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    putting them in clear glass jars for later use

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