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[–] 3 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I'm torn. I can see where you're coming from but there are exceptions:

Celery is a perfectly acceptable delivery vessel for hummus

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I'm sure there's a hummus that's delicious enough for you to eat it off a toilet seat. That doesn't mean toilets (or celery) are food.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Actually toilet seats aren't that bad, it's toilet bowls I won't eat near...

    That's how I've proven celery is clearly a food, even if inferior. Now, I've submitted you got the tesseract ban list and will refuse all further discourse on the matter.

    Fuckyouerymuch Flambonkscious

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