Stipulations:

  • You cannot die and are immune to disease
  • You cannot alter the future such that you change the world from your point of origin. i.e. You cannot become so famous that future people recognize you as immortal.
  • If you vary the timeline too much you will cease to exist.
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[–] 54 points 5 months ago* (41 children)

As I was reading this, I disappeared in a flash of light and landed in 1945. But I have a plan.

  • Learn acoounting, get a job, grind for 10 or so years
  • Start investing in Ford, GE etc. and wait for the compound interest to kick in
  • Buy a farm, continue to invest. Retire "early"
  • Grow a beard, get some white hair paint
  • Travel to "relatives" in Australia for 6 months every year
  • While in Australia, get rid of beard, set up alternative identity as my own nephew, get involved in fledgling computer domain, invest
  • Back home, take up fishing, end up disappearing at sea one day, nephew inherits everything
  • I am nephew. Got enough money now to stop working, buy a vineyard in NZ, spend 6 months in the year abroad
  • Invest in IBM, I should be filthy rich by now
  • Hire professionals to set up a dozen or so alternate identities in English speaking countries. Kill nephew, avoid Australia for the next 20 years
  • Numbered Swiss accounts, different looks, pro theatre makeup, the works. By now my 10+ offshore companies own 10% of Berkshire Hathaway between them
  • Rotate identities as needed. Invest in the dot com bubble from 100+ offshore shell companies. Cash in and buy tech stocks after the crash. I am now richer than God, but still not intervene in not-yet-current affairs
  • No posh events, no media, no socials ffs. My ghosts come and go. I own a few law firms that take care of business and identity management. When suspicions arise, I change countries. Ireland works for a while. I now own 10-20% of all major tech companies, because I bought them before it was cool
  • I get into crypto early. Money has no meaning anymore. I mark the days and months remaining to May 19, 2026, when all of this began. I need to insert myself into my old life right as past me begins the journey, will probably feign a nasty flu afterwards to get back on track. Small price to pay for total freedom

And here we are. Money wise, I own about half the world and now I can finally act. Where should I start?

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Please dump enough "political contributions" into us politics to get intelligent, empathetic, progressive people in charge.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    It's pretty rare for good people to become immensely wealthy and stay good people. Money corrupts, and once you're to a point where money is no longer survival but a high score, that starts to drive your thinking.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Absolutely correct.

    Maybe immortality, infinite wealth, and a hundred year long life won't corrupt THIS person?

    Brb gotta go pray to the Easter bunny ..

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Living 81 years with the prospect of annihilation if one rocks the boat too much will change a man. Likewise honing the kind of duplicitous skills required to simply survive the attention of the world.

    So, would my moral compass stay intact? If I don't work at it, no - I'm under no illusion that it would. What I expect to happen is that I would continue to avoid the public eye. But once the shackles are off, there's no telling where this goes.

    Stepping out of this role for a bit, if I had that kind of wealth today, what would I invest in? Education and science. Press freedom. Rule of law. Anti-poverty programs (part of education). Probably others too, but those are the essentials.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    "If you vary the timeline too much, you will cease to exist."

    Even if you want to be altruistic enough to sacrifice yourself for the good of humanity, you'll be wiped out long before you're able to change enough to lead to lasting improvement.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (10 children)

    Super excellent. The only notes to add:

    Steal and cycle through 2 new US identities every 10 years. Always churn new idienties faster than you expect. You can be Bob age 20, Jerry age 30 and Sid age 40 in LA, Chicago, and NYC, respectively, at the same time.

    Start a shell company where all your identities are the board. Use it to buy land in LA and NYC.

    Gamble for supplemental income.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (9 children)

    At no point did my plans involve setting foot on US soil. Too many three letter agencies for my liking.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (8 children)

    Fair. However, there's a lot of runway before that really gets problematic. You can move things offshore prior to 2000 and be perfectly fine.

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  • [–] 0 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    Funny seeing you here, surprised you didn’t say you’d go back to when we were enslaving and committing genocide on native Americans and capturing and torturing people in Africa.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (6 children)

    Fun fact: you can talk about things that happened without endorsing or condoning the things that happened.

    You'll notice that I didn't say anything about genocide or the slave trade being good.

    Edit:ah yes, you're the very stable genius that told me to "go die" recently. Very classy.

    Like, do you need to talk to someone? You don't seem OK.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    Sure, that’s a great explanation as to why you used slavery as an example to justify shackling and limiting sentient A.I. and called it great.

    Maybe don’t use condoning language if you’re not condoning something, cause that shit was racist as fuck, no matter how you try to contextualize it.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (4 children)

    Look, I'm sorry that you're still not understanding that taking about terrible things that humans in power did, and still do, to exploit other humans, doesn't mean I'm saying that's good.

    It seems like you might be misunderstanding mid-sentence sarcasm as... being a fan of genocide and slavery? WTF is wrong with you? Read the room. Read with context. It's an explanation that companies that exploit people will seamlessly transition to exploiting AGI.

    I can't tell if you're genuinely stupid or just trying to be the worst internet troll. Either way, you're really behaving quite inappropriately, sound like a fool, and are not good enough at understanding English to use your misunderstanding as a reason to cyberstalk and bully someone.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (2 children)

    You might need to learn the definition of that word before you try using it. And I don't mean "very."

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Not yet, but it's about to be. Just watch the dominoes and remember me.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Nono you don't pin this shit on someone else now. You don't give an evil mastermind origin story speech and then temporarily back out!

    🤣

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    OP tied my hands from day one: change the history and disappear. That restriction expired only 2 days ago. I do have things in place, and some calls have already been made, but these things take time. That being said, I have no ambitions of taking in the limelight. I'm a simple man, and I find I rather like the shadows.

    I could tell you a bit about what's cooking, but why spoil the surprise?

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (13 children)

    Kill Jimmy Savile, John Wayne Gacy, Ted Bundy, Epstein, so on.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (12 children)

    Then you don't survive, you cease to exist

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  • [–] 0 points 5 months ago (11 children)

    Like for real or because you became a killer you lost your humanity?

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (10 children)

    No because of the rules of the hypothetical posed in this post

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (8 children)

    Would be a shittier hypothetical without boundaries because then what would be the point?

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (7 children)

    What's the point with rules? People trying to become Musk, like that won't change history.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (6 children)

    what you on about man, How did you come to that conclusion?

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (5 children)

    People here all talk about hoarding wealth like that won't alter future.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (4 children)

    What's this got to do with what I said?

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (3 children)

    I changed the rules, pray i don't change them any further.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (2 children)

    Are you okay and do you need to speak to someone? I'm here for you if you do

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

    Tnx for asking, i know you're trying to be sarcastic but I don't mind. I have plenty of people to speak to, wife, kid, family, friends and even my dog (sometimes even myself). I also hope you recognized the Darth Vader quote from my previous comment. Have a good weekend.

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