▲ 841 ▼ Spray n Pray (mander.xyz) submitted 8 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz 52 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 136 points 8 months ago (11 children) My favorite: permalink fedilink source hideshow 11 child comments replies: [–] BanMe@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago (2 children) I always liked that the man of faith was the only one actually following personal safety protocol here. Doofus and Sarah Huckabee Postpartum here were just like "hyuck little mysyls milestone day" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 13 points 8 months ago I too would want a robe, mask, and gun if these fools approached me. permalink fedilink source parent [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 8 months ago Is that who that is? I thought it was just some rando, but it's ten times funnier that it was some B-rated corrupt sycophantic rando. permalink fedilink source parent [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 17 points 8 months ago (5 children) Imagine one of your first memories in this world being getting shot by a priest. I know it's just a water gun, but babies don't know the difference. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 15 points 8 months ago (2 children) Babies don't know guns in general. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago That was supposed to be a subtle part of the humor, yes, good job for figuring that out. permalink fedilink source parent [–] kogasa@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago They will learn permalink fedilink source parent [–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 6 points 8 months ago (1 child) Be glad that was the only thing that priest did to that child permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago Its been 5-6 years, we don’t know what’s happened since then. permalink fedilink source parent [–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 child) HEADSHOT permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago (2 children) I always liked that the man of faith was the only one actually following personal safety protocol here. Doofus and Sarah Huckabee Postpartum here were just like "hyuck little mysyls milestone day" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 13 points 8 months ago I too would want a robe, mask, and gun if these fools approached me. permalink fedilink source parent [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 8 months ago Is that who that is? I thought it was just some rando, but it's ten times funnier that it was some B-rated corrupt sycophantic rando. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 13 points 8 months ago I too would want a robe, mask, and gun if these fools approached me. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 8 months ago Is that who that is? I thought it was just some rando, but it's ten times funnier that it was some B-rated corrupt sycophantic rando. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 17 points 8 months ago (5 children) Imagine one of your first memories in this world being getting shot by a priest. I know it's just a water gun, but babies don't know the difference. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 15 points 8 months ago (2 children) Babies don't know guns in general. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago That was supposed to be a subtle part of the humor, yes, good job for figuring that out. permalink fedilink source parent [–] kogasa@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago They will learn permalink fedilink source parent [–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 6 points 8 months ago (1 child) Be glad that was the only thing that priest did to that child permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago Its been 5-6 years, we don’t know what’s happened since then. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 15 points 8 months ago (2 children) Babies don't know guns in general. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago That was supposed to be a subtle part of the humor, yes, good job for figuring that out. permalink fedilink source parent [–] kogasa@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago They will learn permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago That was supposed to be a subtle part of the humor, yes, good job for figuring that out. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 6 points 8 months ago (1 child) Be glad that was the only thing that priest did to that child permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago Its been 5-6 years, we don’t know what’s happened since then. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago Its been 5-6 years, we don’t know what’s happened since then. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 child) HEADSHOT permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago permalink fedilink source parent