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Winter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms (www.independent.co.uk)
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‘It is rule 62 of the Olympic Charter that we have to have a condoms story,’ says IOC spokesman Mark Adams

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[–] 11 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Per athlete or pair of athletes? I'm too lazy to Google

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  • [–] 25 points 8 months ago* (5 children)

    Per athlete. It's about 6 and a half per male athlete.

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  • [–] -1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Why do you specify "male" athlete?

    Unless being used for onanism, it's one condom per couple, although trios and other combos, and non penetrative sex probably fudge the math a little).

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Because we have statistics for how many male olympians are there, but no stats for how many couples are there. It's worth remembering that olympians don't have to shack up with other olympians. Many of them brought partners, and I would bet at least a few are asexual.

    My thought was "per olympian penis", but I admit it doesn't account for non-olympian penises.

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