Catchy.
But still.

There are rumours that he already has a fan club in jail and cowers his way into the mess hall and back to his cell every day.
The onion is the new xkcd.
15$ is the cheapest I can find for XYZ. But no worried.
Also for the second and following years?
He does love those minors....
Can you do this without a domain?
Damn. The original fairbuds came with my fairphone and I was a big fan from the start. Zero issues with hardware or software, or sound quality. Sure glad I opened this thread to understand how lousy they actually are.
Ok, now give me a docker compose stack and I'll bite 😆
Edit: just saw it on GitHub!!
Could it do some dawarich style logging and calculate the time routes take depending on weekday, time, etc?
So I can't just point it to my current .md folder and let it rip.

Sounds pretty simple to me