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[–] 33 points 9 months ago (6 children)

So wait.... God saved us by killing himself to save us from himself ?!?!?!?

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

    Well... he saved us by making us kill him so he can forgive us for not listening to his orders.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    "Okay, Judas Iscariot. I have a grand universal plan to eradicate original sin from the mortal plane. You have an extremely critical role in all of this: you must betray Jesus Christ, leading to his arrest, conviction and inevitable crucifixion."

    "Sure thing, God. What do I get in return?"

    "As thanks for carrying out my plan exactly as I laid it out, you get several pieces of silver."

    "Oh and a sweet deal in the afterlife, right?

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    And a sweet deal in the afterlife... Right?"

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