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What I'm thinking during your important meeting (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 10 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 6 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I can imagine the soles of his feet being hydrophobic, but I don't see why the rest of him needs to be

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[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago (1 child)

It would look cool under the rain

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of those wizards in Discworld who are raised on dehydrated water, and can thus hover on water due to how much they hate its existence

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[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Because he could slip, and then become submerged.
Do you have any idea how slippery water is? Which is begging the question how one can walk on water when there is hardly any friction.

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 point 10 months ago

Ah true. I guess he can just float then

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