All of your responses boil down to, "I disagree and you hurt my feelings." I wouldn't call that statement brilliant, but I guess it could be to some. If you don't want to be mistaken for a snowflake, you might want to not let yourself get too worked up when strangers on the internet disagree with you.
If typing is hard, copy this:
ad hominen
Read up on it, and you might have an idea why your responses do little to promote your opinions.
And if you want to use memes to get the point across, here's mine:
